A kek trader.

FarmerGuy cs.money: ok i got a better deal
ilikepotatoes88(31k): i havent sold a fiveseven in a while
FarmerGuy cs.money: ur gut knife for my CH go fest men
ilikepotatoes88(31k): might end up puttin on op
ilikepotatoes88(31k): OO
ilikepotatoes88(31k): DEEL
FarmerGuy cs.money: YESM EN
ilikepotatoes88(31k): AAAAAAA
ilikepotatoes88(31k): OMG
ilikepotatoes88(31k): SUCH GUD DEAL
FarmerGuy cs.money: IKR
ilikepotatoes88(31k): GUD PROFIT FOR ME
ilikepotatoes88(31k): YES
ilikepotatoes88(31k): !
FarmerGuy cs.money: THANK ME LATER
ilikepotatoes88(31k): !
ilikepotatoes88(31k): !
ilikepotatoes88(31k): !
ilikepotatoes88(31k): YE
ilikepotatoes88(31k): SEND OOFER

My friend with a 'wild' imagination.

Unsayy: went doctor got ez medicine
Unsayy: next 2 days np
Unsayy: THEN TODAY AGAIN
Unsayy: KMS
Unsayy: eVERYTHING HURTS
FarmerGuy cs.money: what exactly is the problemo?
Unsayy: I HAVE TO DEBATE TOMORROW
Unsayy: AND MY VOICE SOUNDS SOFTER THAN ASIF NEXT TO A JET ENGINE
FarmerGuy cs.money: XDD
FarmerGuy cs.money: oh sore throat
FarmerGuy cs.money: cuz be aids
FarmerGuy cs.money: i mean
Unsayy: NOT SORE
FarmerGuy cs.money: infectious
Unsayy: ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
Unsayy: ITS LIKE I DEEP THROATED SATAN
FarmerGuy cs.money: LEL
FarmerGuy cs.money: LOL

Pretty 'straight'-forward.

FarmerGuy: do u trade any skins
Cops4dark: Not really why
FarmerGuy: ah
FarmerGuy: im a big time trader
Cops4dark: well Im gay
FarmerGuy: oh
FarmerGuy: ok