I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody’s ♥♥♥♥♥. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!

I stole. … And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the… president’s son. And held him for ransom.

And I nevah got caught, neither.

The worst thing about prison was the… was the Dementors. They… were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!