The Flying Duckman :D
Joe - Sir Bullshirt.   Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Feel free to add me so that we can play and/or trade sometime!
:Trust: I play games for fun! :Trust:
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Favourite quotes:
Finally, a game (Rocket League) where I can wreck console peasants from the comfort of my home!
Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥ then you die.
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Custom Sweg Box!
Hello!
I'm Joe!

PLEASE LOOK AT MY WORKSHOP SUBMISSION(S), SCREENSHOTS, ARTWORK, GUIDE(S), VIDEO(S) AND REVIEWS!

I'M SELLING/TRADING VARIOUS STEAM KEYS, MESSAGE ME FOR MORE DETAILS!

My favourite games are (No particular order!):

:csgogun: Sid Meiers' Civilization V :CapitalDome:
:csgogun: Left 4 Dead 2 :witch:
:csgogun: Cities: Skylines (The Best CS!) :locon:
:csgogun: BattleBlock Theatre (Theatre spelt correctly!):2015holly:
:csgogun: Payday 2 :TheD:
:csgogun: Payday The Heist:confusedpolice:
:csgogun: Portal 2:Heartomics_Penguin:
:csgogun: Tomb Raider:icebolt:
:csgogun: Farcry 3:BOfoil:
:csgogun: Just Cause 2:torpedoes:
:csgogun: Team Fortress 2:medcop:
:csgogun: Fallout New Vegas:thebuddha:
:csgogun: Sid Meiers' Civilization Beyond Earth:hoverjet:
:csgogun: Brawlhalla:BOknight:
:csgogun: Garrys' Mod:QuantonsMinion:
:csgogun: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim :riften:
:csgogun: Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag:scared4life:
:csgogun: Arma 2:happycubelet:
:csgogun: Worms Revolution:Sheep:
:csgogun: The Witcher Enhanced Edition:EmptyShieldItem:
:csgogun: The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth:2016popsicle:
:csgogun: Bioshock 2:Vibrantenergy:
:csgogun: Rocket League (I'm on the master tier, 50-60, and am Challenger Elite. But I haven't played competitive in a few months so it probably has reset.) :rlgizmo:
:csgogun: Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition:doggie:
:csgogun: Hitman Absolution:walker:
:csgogun: Deus Ex: Human Revolution:Heartomics_Feels:
:csgogun: Borderlands 1&2:inbetween_box_happy:
:csgogun: Dead Rising 2 :jimmyy:
:csgogun: Ace of Words (Rank 100 in the world! Score 634200):TheD:
:csgogun: Saints Row IV :machinepistols:
:csgogun: Insurgency:dehappinator:
:csgogun: Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition :2016yeti:
:csgogun: Goat Simultor. ^^:squirrely:
:csgogun: Dead Island (Original and Riptide) :SmallTable:

My best friends: (Names might've changed)
Onyx., Vladimir Pootin, The Rolling Derp, Masharko, Spirit Of The Night, Adek 3881 and Adambrooks94

Who I play with the most: (On steam, again, names might've changed)
Benjamin The Novice, Tr!x, Masharko, Spirit Of The Night, The Rolling Derp, Adambrooks94 (My Brother!), Vladimir Pootin, Onyx., Adek 3881,seanmccabe1993 and lsicksniper

My current emoticons from games that i've earnt!
(I have only one foil badge, :BOfoil:, which is from Blood of Old
:happyrandy::inc22::BOfoil::BOknight::happypolice::QuantonsMinion::scared4life::icebolt::torpedoes::hih_magnet::2015coal::2015cookie::2015holly::GunAndLantern::TheD::plat2balloon::fghtr::CapitalDome::sumoboot::BobleyCar::happycubelet::Sheep::dehappinator::Yield_Sign::teapot::Speed_Sign::hoverjet::confusedpolice::rlgizmo::machinepistols::Trust::riften::jimmyy::csgoct::csgogun::thebuddha::walker::EmptyShieldItem::wisdomchest::Heartomics_Penguin::Heartomics_Feels::squirrely::biblis::BEEPBEEP::medcop::inbetween_box_happy::witch::2016popsicle::SmallTable::Vibrantenergy::locon::nyctogascan::UZ_fuel::2016watermelon::frostb::2016snocone::2016yeti::2016dig::openflame::BlueBlock::LfeUp::greenbook:

Stuff you may want to know, (No paedos please!) for whatever reason:
Feel free to add me so we can play and trade sometime!
I know all the scams so if you try any then i'll block and report you!
Please join my group (Error 404) illuminati mafia not!
Please join the group i'm admin of, Space Monkey Illuminati and my other group, English Players and also, DailyAways.(I'm admin of all)
Please look at my workshop submission(s)!
I only do fair trades, i'm not stupid.
Just because i'm young doesn't mean you can easily scam me.
I put +rep on peoples' profiles who i've traded with.
Please put +rep on my profile if we've traded, i appreciate it!
I'm an achievement hunter, a trading card collector, a workshop submitter, an artworker and aspiring reviewer!
I play all kinds of games, i don't stick to one genre or game.
Rate up my screenshots please, some are quite interesting...
I like playing games with all my friends!
If i'm in game don't bother me just leave a message, don't expect quick replies!
If i'm online i can talk freely!
If i'm away i'm probably eating! xD
If i'm busy don't bother me!
Please be friendly!
Don't bother insulting me as it takes effort to delete you!
I like trading a lot but my favourite thing to do is game!
I've often been told i'm mature for my age!
Please respond quickly if i message you!
I've a few items for sale if your interested!
Don't spam me!
On my birthday feel free to give me presents! I don't expect you'll donate but hey!
I don't care about anything that has happened to you, i don't mind talking about it but you're not getting free stuff.
Read and rate up my reviews, i enjoy making them and would appreciate it!
If you want to play feel free to ask but if i can't don't be offended!
My WiFi isn't great so we may have connection problems. :steamsad:
Be respectful!
Don't add me if your profile is private as i'm not getting scammed!
Recommend any games that you like to me!
I had an impersonater once so make sure its me, 3000+ achievements and 88+ games
I like getting DLCs
Level 10 and below i'm always wary of.
My Laptop is the Toshiba Satellite L50-B-1NM
Its quite a good laptop but can't run some games :steamsad:
Don't be salty!
I'm not a bot...
I also have an Xbox 360, account Joe B, the gold membership has probably run out though!
Pancake Day is the best day of the year!
Please correct me if there is a typo in this or in chat.
I have used various other names (Use the arrow next to my name!)
I don't use Facebook or Twitter or other social media sites.
Tell me if any new games have been released or details leaked, i'm interested!
I can't run many new games unfortunately :steamsad:
Do you like my steam avatar?
Quite creepy, don't sue me if you get nightmares! xD
I have loads of +reps dotted around my comments!
Don't rage at me if i'm not "good" at a game in your opinion.
I like single player campaigns and completing them, I've completed Tomb Raider, Saints Row IV, Just Cause 2, Dishonored and Left 4 Dead 2 but have completed all achievements on other games!Also, I've completed Divinity the Dragon Knight Saga and Forza Horizon 1&2 on Xbox 360.
♥♥♥♥ Unturned.
I don't play CSGO. (Cancerous Salt:Gay Overlords)
Feel free to ask me questions about stuff!

People who've attempted to scam me:
(unassigned), CSGO 1 .COM

Here is my conversation with (unassigned):
[unassigned]: Hey! We held a competition in the group enhancedsteam! Prizes - http ://prnscr .su/l238rT/
[unassigned]: You have been selected one of 10 random winners!
[unassigned]: Choose any 5 item from the list on the screen!!!
thejackofall(****): you're not even in the group
thejackofall(****): scammer
this is the link to his profile, http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198125158151/

Here is the conversation with CSGO 1 .COM:
CSGO 1. COM: Hey! We held a competition in the group PandasCorner! Prizes -
http ://ptrnscrn .su/49Hjw7/
CSGO 1 .COM: You have been selected one of 10 random winners!
CSGO 1. COM: Choose any 5 item from the list on the screen!!!
X_thejackofall(****)_X: Nice try, scammer, you aren't in the group or any other group
This is the link to his profile, http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998689692/

Other gaming website accounts:
:csgogun: Uplay: [uplay.ubi.com] thejackofall1 :inc22:
:csgogun: Origin: [www.origin.com] thejackofall1 :inc22:
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The Flying Duckman :D Mar 28, 2018 @ 4:07pm 
You've played 2000 hours of csgo
Killua Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:41am 
you've played 14.5 hours of shower with your dad simulator wtf lmao.
The Flying Duckman :D Jul 26, 2017 @ 4:52pm 
You will die from AIDs and your family will burn you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bouregois pig. xD
The Rolling Derp :D Jul 26, 2017 @ 4:47pm 
Уебан ссаный, надеюсь он умрёт от спида, и его семья сгорит. тупой ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ буржуй

-salty russian on my second account

Killua Jul 26, 2017 @ 4:16pm 
Yeet.
The Flying Duckman :D Feb 23, 2017 @ 10:02am 
Erm... ♥♥♥♥♥ is dat meant to be? T_T