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🏓 * 🐳 * 🔋 * 👳 * 🥗 * 📒 * 🕺 * 🏀 * 🏓 * 💎 * 🎍 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 👹
ㅤ* How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
ㅤ* A man goes into a fish and chip shop and orders fish and chips twice. The shop owner says, "I heard you the first time."
ㅤ* I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
🎄 * 😺 * 💄 * 🚘 * 👃 * 🍖 * 👾 * 🚙 * 💗 * 🍆 * 🥞 * 👽 * 💃 * 💛 * 🎽 * 🌳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!