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Signed by me, lets play csgo

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One day, I met my idol ShpitzZz on the road while I was carrying my frisbee, so I asked him to sign it for me. To my surprise he suddenly tossed it so hard with his dumb bell trained and protein shake-fueled muscles for no reason. So I asked him why did he do that, and he just tells me "Sorry man, I just have a high tendency to throw."

After a long day of extremely tiresome work I got to home to play my favorite shooter, after warming up in DM, Casual + Surf I hopped on FACEIT and queue'd Mirage and Dust II, and out of every single person I could've gotten on my team I had to get this guy, after a quick google search it turned out this guy is a "Professional Valorant player" - I couldn't belive my luck! I heard of Valorant and that it was essentially a copy paste of CS:GO so according to my theory it should be a fast and quick W - Instead he kept talking about how he forgot he couldn't use " chember teleport" or "cyber trips" and called the game trash while screaming at me for "heal", in the end he went 7 - 27 in 30 rounds and caused me to drop from lvl 5 to 4 - SHAME ON YOU "VALORANT PRO

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