Not my nose

3/10 wouldn't recommend wiping again. Took a steamy ♥♥♥♥ on his porcelain throne and when I reach for the toilet paper I was disgusted when I was met with a roll of tissue paper. I attempted to wipe with it and my fingers went straight through the paper and into my filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this wasn't the first time I had been fingered by a man but this caught me off guard. My fingers came out looking like chocolate covered bananas. I licked them off and continued on with my day. I would strongly recommend against wiping here, trust me I wiped competitively for 16 year and wiped for 4 teams, winning 3 world cups and 6 nationals. I now coach a competitive wiping team and paid an average salary of $5.75 annually.

Filthy dingus.

Filthy Swine