I sexually Identify as a Genji. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dashing through Hanamura swift striking the enemy team. People say to me that being Genji is Useless and I’m not Getting any Kills but I don’t care. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cyborg parts, a shuriken dispenser and a dragonblade on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Genji and respect my right to play team deathmatch in Overwatch. Ryūjin no ken o kurae!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about mechs, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in MEKA, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the ominics, and I have over 300 confirmed ults. I am trained in booster warfare and I’m the top tank in the entire game. You are nothing to me but just another elimination (+100 🔥). I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying "DIE, DIE, DIE!!!" to my team? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mech pilots across South Korea and no one can hide from Widowmaker's sight so you better prepare for the ultimate, maggot. The ultimate that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Reaper.