♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I gotta pissss

You don't understand man I am the best player in the world. My teams always hold me back from being the best I can be! I can 1 v 5 any pro team there is. I am one of the greatest players of our current generation, every team would be lucky to have me. Hell I don't even need a team. The only reason Im 9 rws is because I want people to think im bad so I can destroy them. I have offers from every pro team in the world but who would want to be on pro teams when I can 1 v 5 all of them, I don't need a team to hold me back. The only person who has a chance in a 1 v 1 against me is me and runner up is banana but thats only a .01% chance :)

-rep walls cause hes trash

Hey, seen you hanging around in summits chat and wondered if you wouldn't mind letting me spread my man batter all over your fish filets? I know we havent spoken much but i really feel like if i make a 1% percent effort in making it look like a give a ♥♥♥♥ about you i might trigger some abnormal surpressed memories which might result in nudes?

Anyhoo.. if you ever have a really minor RL crisis that you blow out of all proportion and decide to seek help from strangers on the internet, im always here with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand for you, ready to make it sound like i have some ounce of compassion when really all im doing is making spunk cakes on my bedroom floor.

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