+rep once talked me down from following a walking walrus into the woods after it told me it needed to "see what it's like with a human"

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in terms of male human and female Plant breeding, Pitcher Plants are the most compatible plants? Not only are they perfectly shaped for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they are also able to secrete sticky digestive juices which is mostly comprised of digestive enzymes. Pitcher Plants are an average of 3" tall and 1-3 kilograms, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive ability to secrete digestive juices and mostly carnivorous diet, its easy to stay in one without pulling out. Due to their mostly plant based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a pithcer plant with a trapped insect would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore

With their slippy texture and alluring shape they can easily be mistaken for an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No other Plant comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you ♥♥♥ enough, you can make your Pitcher Plant turn white. Pitcher Plant is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥, just god wanted them to eat insects. Ungodly shape and amazing survivability make it much more mobile than most other plants of its size.

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