YEP KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT. BACK IN MY DAY I BOUGHT MY FIRST 3 CORVETTES CLEANING TOILETS AT HOME DEPOT. SAVED UP FOR THREE MONTHS AFTER HIGHSCHOOL AND BOUGHT A HOUSE AFTER TAKING OUT THREE LOANS I PAYED BACK BURGER FLIPPING. GOT MY FIRST BLOW JOB AT A STONES COVER SHOW. MARRIED HER A WEEK LATER! HAHA WOMEN CAN'T LIVE WITH EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EM ( I HATE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, I SWEAR EVERY DAY I WAKE UP TO THE HULKING SOW AT MY BEDSIDE I AM FILLED WITH CONTEMPT AND DISGUST COURSES THROUGH THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM THAT CARRIES THE REMAINS OF MY SHRIVELED LIBIDO. I AM NOT CAPABLE OF MAINTAINING AN ERECTION AND ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES A PULSE FROM MY GENITALS IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE FOR ME. I RUE THE DAY MY SEED ENTERED THE NOW FESTERING WOMB OF THE AGED SWAMP HAG THAT INHABITS MY BED CHAMBER AND AM FOREVER DISTURBED THAT MY OFFSPRING CARRIES A GENETIC LINK TO SUCH AN ABERRATION OF THE FEMALE FORM.)

Daddy-

I LOVE MY WIFE!

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ing but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun