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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:13am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Oct 12, 2014 @ 11:29am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 11:15am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 11:17am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 11:32am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:21am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2014 @ 11:14am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2016 @ 12:01pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:15am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 10:08am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 9:09am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 11:36am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 11:18am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:27am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:07am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 9:38am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 10:04am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 9:50am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:35am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Sep 12, 2014 @ 10:48pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 9:32am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 9:21am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Nov 4, 2014 @ 8:21am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Jan 12, 2015 @ 6:58am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:13am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:03am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 1:55am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Nov 18, 2014 @ 5:10am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 9:21am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:07am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 2:01am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Sep 11, 2014 @ 10:58am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2014 @ 7:25am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 10:39am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 8:53am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 8:06am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Nov 23, 2014 @ 6:22am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 9:01am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 9:57am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 9:23am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2014 @ 5:58am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Nov 23, 2014 @ 6:26am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Dec 6, 2014 @ 10:00am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 8:03am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Nov 28, 2014 @ 2:31am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Nov 11, 2016 @ 1:00pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Nov 23, 2014 @ 10:04am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Nov 23, 2014 @ 9:28am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Apr 26 @ 2:12am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 8:25am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 21, 2014 @ 8:04am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Feb 16, 2018 @ 10:57pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 4:18pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 4:13pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2018 @ 6:43am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2018 @ 6:20am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 3:42pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 3:58pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 4:18pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 3:15pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked May 4, 2018 @ 9:27am



Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.