2Cu𐂃bes » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
550 of 637 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:28am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:09am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:18pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:28am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:08am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:33am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:33am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:46am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 7:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:59am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:39am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:58am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:44am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:00am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:09am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:19pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 10:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:33pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:51pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 3:18am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:10am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:10am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 11:59am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 11:59am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 9:10am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:55am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 9:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:38pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:50pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:55am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:26am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:18pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:04pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:18am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:04am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 10:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 6:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 10:59am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 11:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 9:24am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:08pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 10:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 10:59am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 10:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 8:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 6:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 11:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 11:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 8:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 7:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:47pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 4:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:27am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:55am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:18pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 12:22pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:26am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 11:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 11:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 3:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:21am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:40pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 9:02am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 9:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:09am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 11:19pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 6:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 12:07am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked