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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the profile of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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1) Highlight the numbers.
2) Press Ctrl + F.
3) Then press 9 once.
4) You're a what?
STEP 2: Download and install the 18+ patch from somewhere reliable.
STEP 3: If you live with your parents, lock your bedroom door.
STEP 4: Get a big wad of toilet paper or a box of kleenex. You'll need more than you think.
STEP 5: Boot up the game, speed through it but read just enough story to know what's happening when you eventually reach the H-Scenes.
STEP 6: Beat the Bishop, Polish your Mustang, Manage the Glue Factory, etc.
STEP 7: Sit there like the pathetic waste of matter that you are, droplets of baby batter running down your stomach.
STEP 8: Regret everything, put in a refund request for the game.
STEP 9: Try to rekindle a relationship with a past love interest IRL and fail miserably
STEP 10: Out of frustration, flirt with multiple girls who remind you of the original one.
STEP 11: Ruin your reputation with any and all females you were friends with.
STEP 12: Go home and feel bad for yourself.
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you have been visited by the great wall of trump
post to your profile to make america great again
thank you
god bless
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POST LE WINDMILL IN 5 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED.