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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:28am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 10:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:27am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 1:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:16pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 12:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 11:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 12:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 9:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 8:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 10:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 3:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:52am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 8:24am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 1:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 3:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:30am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 2:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 7:21am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 12:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 11:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 10:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:26am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 1:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 11:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 7:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 2:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 3:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 11:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 10:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 2:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 4:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:51am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:10am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 1:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:46pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:46am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:03am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 2:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2022 @ 8:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 11:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2022 @ 11:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 7:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 11:21am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:31am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 10:05am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:55am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 3:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 1:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 4, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 10:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:40am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 5:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 11:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 1:25am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 5:39am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 1:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 1:57am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 10:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:40am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 10:45am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 5:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2022 @ 1:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 4:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:03am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 11:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 1:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 12:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 3:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:25pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 4:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 2:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 6:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2022 @ 11:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:30am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 3:48pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 11:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 11:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 5:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:30am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 2:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked