Eat, Garfield, eat,

Eat with all your might,

Eat that pasta,

Eat it fasta,

Till it’s out of sight,

Till it’s out of sight.

Munch, Garfield, munch,

Come on, let’s do lunch,

Make your belly mozzarelly,

Crunch, crunch, crunch,

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

Cheese, salami, ham and swiss,

Whole wheat, rye and white,

Sliced tomatoes, tons of mayo,

Love at first bite.

Garfield, you’re an awesome eater,

Yes, you are the top,

Butter betters, bitter batter,

You don’t have to stop.

Double stack it,

You can hack it,

Yum, Garfield, yum,

Don’t you miss a crumb,

Add a dinner,

you’re the winner,

Don’t you pause,

or you’ll get thinner,

More, Garfield, more,

‘Till you can’t fit through the door,

Eat, Garfield, eat,

Chow, chow, chow!