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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:55am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 3:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:42am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:40am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:09am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 7:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:54am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:13am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:01am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:04am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:45am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:13am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:59am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 1:07am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 7:58am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 2:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:45am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:29am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:23am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:39am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:12am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:30am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 7:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 11:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 4:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:32am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:02am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:10am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 9:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:33am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 5:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:50am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:27pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 3:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:08am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:38pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:24pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:37am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:49pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:06am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 4:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:42am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:08pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 4:35am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 6:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:41pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 5:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:14am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:19am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 1:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:27pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 6:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:56am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:05am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:20pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:08am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:44am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:59am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 4:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:41pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:44pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 3:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:34am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:34am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:36pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:41pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:33am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:22pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 9:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 1:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:02am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 8:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:44am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:23am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:04pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 1:26am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:47am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:47am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:39am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:05am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:05am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:51am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:42am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:05am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:06am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:14am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 6:03am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:04am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:04am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:34am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:03pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:55am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:24am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 1:34pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:08pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 4:57am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 4:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 5:30am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 11:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:55pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 2:57pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:10am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:42am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 4:57am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 10:08am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:46am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 2:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 12:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 12:29pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:27am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:58pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 1:23am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:30am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:05pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:38am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 2:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 3:02pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 4:02pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:21pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:23am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:02am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 5:02am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 2:40am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 2:20pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 1:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:50am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 11:37am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:10am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:05pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 12:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 5:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 5:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:28pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:37am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 1:39am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:00am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 2 @ 1:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:41pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 5:55am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 4:34am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 2:28pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 3:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 5:30am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 11:07pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:34pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 1:16am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 12:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 1:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:26am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:54pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+7

7 hidden achievements remaining

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