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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:52am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:01pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:43am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:04pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:14pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:20pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:06pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:42am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:52pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:03pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:24pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:17pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 9:59am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:35pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:44am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:55pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:58am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 12:39pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:44pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:19am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 10:09am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 1:18pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:34am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 6:37am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 4:50am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 6:58am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:12am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 6:54am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 5:40am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 5:46am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:07am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 5:13am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 6:58am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:24am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 7:00am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 6:40am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 9:41am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 5:33am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 8:45am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 8:03am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 5:08am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 10:17am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 3:08am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 10:48am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:28am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:51am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:02pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:19am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 10:41am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:53am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:43am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:49am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:01am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:31am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:32am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 9:59am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 10:30am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 12:11pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:09am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:39am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:33pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 12:52pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 1:30pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:20am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked Nov 2, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:21am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Mar 21, 2018 @ 11:51am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:43am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:15am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:13am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:14am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:32am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:18am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:27am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:44pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:36pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:54am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:49pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 8:50am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 10:39am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 11:13am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 1:45pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 10:23am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 9:56am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 12:38pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 11:19am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:44pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:08pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 11:05am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 10:26am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 11:25am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 11:14am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 9:45am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2020 @ 12:23pm