https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8#t=54
>Make brief eye contact with stranger
>Ohgodtheysawmelooking.png
>Get red in face
>Oh god you idiot now they think you are embarassed
>Face gets more red
>Pretend phone vibrated
>Click random keys
>Look back up to see if they are staring me
>They are not
Catastrophe averted