Howdy there! I'm Demo! You might know me if you're an avid TF2 Player or someone who's in touch with The Trash Pile.

I own a Cow Mangler for home defense since that's what the Founding Trash Council intended. Four Wars of Blood members break into my home. "WHAT THE ENGLISH!?" I yell as I reach for my powdered wig and Badlands Mangler. Blow a volley-ball hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Pull out my Righteous Bison and miss entirely because it's not focused properly and instead penetrate kill the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the Mmph charged Phlog mounted on top of the stairs loaded with an Uber canteen. "♥♥♥ MAKES ME FEARLESS, LADS!" I shout. Two men are turned into ash. The sound of the screams and smoke set off car and smoke alarms. Charge the last terrified Rabid Friendly with my shovel. He bleeds out waiting for the Police to arrive because shovel wounds are impossible to stitch up.

"Ah, just as the Founding Trash Council intended.".

Currently open to negotiations with other factions in TF2.
Please state why you're friending me. I'm tired of scammers coming up to me and asking for my items.

I collect various named weapons and hats, seeing them as artifacts of some sort. It's always interesting to see what names people give certain weapons. I also enjoy collecting Homewreckers.



'Ate Valve.

'Ate Bots.

'Ate hiding cheaters. (If you're going to cheat, admit to it and don't be a ♥♥♥♥.)

Luv Me Pile.

Luv Me Friends.

Luv Community Servers.

Luv Steam Wars.

Luv Old Gmod Stuff.

#TungstenCubesforlife