Plant your seed in me and go fight in battle, when you return I'll give birth to your child and you can rest knowing you've done your duty as a man.

I'm a Biker.
I'm ♥♥♥ loud, I Ride Fast, I like to drink, straighten out someone who needs it.
Like to party, I do what I ♥♥♥ want,
I've been to real ♥♥♥ Jail,
Repeat Violent Offender
I've Got it where it counts
Clearly not Mr. Right
Proud father of 2 degenerates

I'm a fǔckǐng big fish in a small pond. You guppies wish you could do what I do. Congrats on nothing, loser. While I'm having sẹx with the woman of your dreams and driving a $30,000 car off the lot, you're wallowing in your own shǐt and wishing you were me. Best of luck though!

Just for fun, whenever I stay in a hotel room, I find the Gideon Bible, I go to Genesis 1, and I cross out
"In the beginning" and write "Once upon a time."

Pregnancy cures autism as it rewires your brain to create life and prioritize someone else’s life over your own.

Math time:
Kim has 32 teeth
She cussed out her mother in public
How many teeth doesKim have left?