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Dakota [Last name here]   Yeehaw Junction, Florida, United States
 
 

Reality is often a cruel and unforgiving place, so remember to cherish those which make it less of one.




Welcome to hell. We ran out of room in your conception of it so we're putting everybody on earth. I don't understand how we got a few angels down here but you better leave them untainted. Everybody else is either traumatized or a dihckhead.




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"Sky looks blue cause we want it to"




"Too retahrded for school"
"I've got some wild oats to sow"
"english my native" [gyazo.com]

"PUT STUART LITTLE IN MY ASS" -Twitch Chat





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I was in a video once in this video but who cares? Update: Rest.In.Peace Cherry soda pop.I will never forget that game of freak fortress and seeing you at the end on the scoreboard and noticing you HE'S BACK!As of atleast the 25th of april



R.I.P Garmfald ???-2019


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Totally legit and not my headcanon, metal gear name lore
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The lore behind solid snakes and revolver ocelots names.

Solid snake was 16 when he was alone in the house. His parents were out doing something long forgotten. Snake found a vhs tape from his dads pr0n collection. It was labled "Solid Snake". He put it in the vhs player and fastforwarded to the 5 minute mark. A man said he was gonna show a woman why they call him solid snake. He took off his boxers and revealed what looked like a 14 inch donger. Snake was shocked and it never left his mind how huge it was. He thought it was funny some time after and decided to use it as his alias as a super sleuth agent.
Revolver ocelot followed a similar path but he had watched a tape with the actress "joyceleen ocelot" A famous bukkak e/gangbang star at the time. The tape was called in part revolver ocelot. The tape shows 6 men taking turns with her body for about 23 minutes before a new segemtn began. It was his favorite at the time and he used it as his alias to see if anybody else knew the reference

Bonus roy campbell
Born as roy sigmund, he would later go on to change his last name to campbell after eating nothing but the brand of soup for an entire 2 years. He started off eating it because he enjoyed it so much and then kept doing so in a slight protest against chef boyardee after the company made some minor mockingly, although humorous remarks about campbells soup
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voelz 26. úno. 2023 v 0.40 
I am very happy to have my social status upgraded
young poor 25. úno. 2023 v 19.15 
i hereby compare you to flies currently in the larvae stage of their cycle
voelz 25. úno. 2023 v 18.46 
Nice playing with you too. Hope to see you again and kill some more kids alongside you.
young poor 25. úno. 2023 v 5.30 
pleasure to meet you lad, and engage in violent acts with my componnent.
voelz 6. led. 2023 v 19.44 
ok mommy
🌸 K ඞ T I E 🌸 4. led. 2023 v 17.54 
yea you are next to be kicked in the groin