You were a fool for ever visiting this profile page. Pure waste of your time and waste of space. Guess we wouldn't recognize the good without the worst, ey?
My friends list is here just for that. The difference between them and I is the difference between day and night; unlike myself, they are all amazing people.

... Coming back to this years later makes realize just how much of a mistake writing this description was.
No use in changing anything, though, as all of it was and still is fairly accurate to this day.