Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to ♥♥♥♥,
But the ♥♥♥♥♥ just ain't no good? (say what?)
And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet,
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
So you try to play it off and eat the ♥♥♥♥♥,
But it takes her so long to ♥♥♥ (say what?)
Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend,
And he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)