IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD TO KILL DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!
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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this,
if you get 2 you are A GOPNIK
if you get a 13 your A REAL COMRADE
if you get 69 you are A SOVIET HERO
if you get 420 you are BUILDER OF THE BERLIN WALL
if you get 1337 you are A HERO OF THE GREAT USSR MOTHERLAND