My penis was stolen, somebody please help

This man is a certified penis stealer. He stole my penis when I was standing at the urinal. I was peein and looked up and then looked down and my penis was gone. I turned around and he was goblin sprinting out of the door with my penis in his hand. Do not trust this they/them to be anywhere near you when you are vulnerable, he will steal your penis.

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