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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 9:23am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 9:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 1:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:45am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:46am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 9:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 6:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:50am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:55am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 6:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 8:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:38am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:27am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 8:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:42am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:12am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 6:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 9:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 6:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:29am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:46am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 9:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 7:30am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 11:19am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 5:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 5:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 9:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:14am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 6:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:56am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:28am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 5:56am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 1:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:34am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 10:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:38am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:48am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:50am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 5:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:43am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:59am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:29pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:09am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 2:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:45am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:46am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:17am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:43am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:55am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:55am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 7:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:35am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:05pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 3:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 4:29am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 3:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:35am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 21 @ 12:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked May 21 @ 12:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:49am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 2:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:19am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:09am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:19am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:55am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:23pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 7:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:56am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:51pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:45pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:43am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 11:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:16am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:48pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 6:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:16am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 5:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 21 @ 5:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked May 24 @ 5:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:21am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:50am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:25am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:18am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 7:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 9:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 5:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 10:39am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:23am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:23am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 21 @ 2:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 8:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:23am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:55am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 4:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:47am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:09am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 11:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 7:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 5:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 21 @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked May 21 @ 12:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:32am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:45am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked May 24 @ 5:20am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2023 @ 3:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:09am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 9:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:56am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 2:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 8:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:11pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 4:42am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 21 @ 4:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:55am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 4:53am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:08am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:34am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 24 @ 5:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:35am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 11:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:38am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 21 @ 8:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:33am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 24 @ 5:18am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 21 @ 3:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:29am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:28am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 21 @ 4:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 21 @ 4:53am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 21 @ 11:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:27am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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