After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

the USa produces 18,433,779,281 cubic feet of trash every year

the grand canyon has a total volume of 147,262,160,228,607 cubic feet

that's 8000 years of garbage that americans can stuff into that big stupid crack in the desert

#grandcanyonforlandfill2018

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