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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:32am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 10:48am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 10:49am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:10am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 12:20pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:05am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:25am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 10:32am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 3:21pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:00am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked May 20, 2019 @ 12:13pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 1:51pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:26am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:22am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked May 10, 2019 @ 2:52pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:04am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:10am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:40am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 12:26pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:34am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:33am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 12:54pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 10:52am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:54pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:02pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 10:49am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:20pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:00pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 3:37pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:31pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:23pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:29pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 3:55pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:29pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:47pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 3:36pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:32pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:52pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:07pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 2:03pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 3:45pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:38pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 5:23pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 4:57pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 10:14am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:58pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:06pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 9:18am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:49pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:49am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:39pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 9:00am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:13am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:41pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:20am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:23am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 9:34am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 11:52am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 2:27pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 5:27pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:47am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 8:29am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 1:52pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked May 14, 2019 @ 5:27pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 3:37pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 12:04pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 1:15pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 4:14pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 4:59pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 12:47pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 3:51pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 3:18pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked May 20, 2019 @ 12:36pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 5:13pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 2:52pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 2:36pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 2:58pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 2:44pm

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 9:32am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked May 19, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 4:24pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked May 5, 2019 @ 11:19am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 7:56am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:08am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 4:52am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:04am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 4:52am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:13am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:16am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 7:34am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:19am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 5:11pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 4:56pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 4:55pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 8:06am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 5:01pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 5:14pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 8:10am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked May 22, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 12:01pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 2:45pm

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 2:31pm

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 3:14pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 12:14pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 12:36pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 4:01pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 4:13pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 5:36pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 11:28am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 12:49pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 1:10pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 10:47am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 1:15pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 11:09am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 1:29pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 3:35pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 3:42pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 1:32pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked May 26, 2019 @ 1:38pm