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I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end your day in over seven hundred ways. On top of that, I have a right to the entire Arsenal of the Defense Forces, and I’m not afraid to use it to wipe your freckled face from this continent. You would have dropped the ♥♥♥♥. You didn’t know, and you’re paying for it now for the rest of your life, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴ ⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
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MY NAME IS RICH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIANA, AND I AM THE LEADER OF THE 5% ORGANISATION.
WE SELL WHEY PRODUCTS AND EGG WHITE POWDER FOR THE MAN WHO ♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR MOTHER , THAT'S RIGHT YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE 5% CLUB AND GET ♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY NIGHT, YOU HAVE TO START LIFTING BROTHER, AND TAKE YOUR DAILY DOSE OF STEROIDS.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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The nest Mother had built for us on the rooftop was wedged between two chimney pots sheltering us from the rain and winds.
Image of a houseOurs was the only seagull nest on the roof of No. 23 but as our eyes learnt how to focus we could see there were many others on rooftops further along the street with young gulls already letting the townspeople know they had arrived!nest of eggs
I remember feeling the hot sun on my back and trying, without success, to stand on my two feet. My brothers had no difficulty moving along the gully in the roof and I felt so ashamed that I could not achieve what they were doing.
Weeks later I again watched my brothers begin to fly from the rooftops and explore the nearby trees and gardens. tree Mother had been very protective of her baby gulls but she told us we would soon have to search for our own food and to be aware of all the hazards that life would present to us.
The small fishing town I had been born into boasted a very pretty harbour. I felt if I could find my way to the town centre then the harbour would be a good place to live. It was getting near to Christmas and I definitely had to find a warm and safe place to settle. After trying many different roads and only finding ploughed fields and open spaces I finally could smell the sea! Walking along the pavements many people would “shoo” me away as if I was an alien from out of space who was about to attack
After many hours of walking I finally arrived at the harbour.harbour How busy it was! I seemed to be in everybody’s way. All I could see was people’s feet! I bumped into people pushing prams and people walking dogs. I tried so hard to leave the ground. There appeared to be more room in the sky but my wings would still not unfold.
kids eatingI found a hiding place underneath a wooden bench. I felt quite safe and happy until a group of children came and sat on the bench and started eating fish and chips. How hungry that made me feel.
In the harbour background I could see a fishing trawler bringing in its catch. Circling all around the boat were many seagulls calling out to each other as they smelt the fish. This is what I should be doing – up there in the sky circling around with them.
As I watched I remembered how my mother had christened me “Stupid Seagull” She kept telling me I needed to fly to survive. No matter how hard I tried my wings would not open. It was almost like they did not exist. I needed to move away from the harbour as I was getting tramped on by people in a hurry all carrying their Christmas shopping. They did not understand why I remained on the ground. If only I could tell them.
shoppingshopping
girl in wheelchair with dogI looked into the kind face of a lady sitting in a wheelchair hugging a small dog. The wheelchair was Christmas treeplaced just inside an open glass door separating the garden from the house. Inside I could see a large open fire. Beside the fire stood an enormous Christmas tree decorated so brightly. The shining star on the top appeared to smile at me. I knew then that I was safe.
“I suppose you will fly away now that you have food” said Katie, “every other seagull does.” Katie would soon find out how different I was!
Katie’s garden had several shady spots and each night I would snuggle down amongst the shrubs.
On Christmas day Katie invited me inside her lovely cottage. By this time her little dog (Patch) and I had become great friends. We were both given lots of treats to celebrate Christmas. There was even a colourful stocking with our names on. I didn’t realise she had named me Sammy!
Lovely house
Katie was so kind. I had everything I wanted here in Katie’s lovely garden. I had at last found a good friend who kept calling me her “Special Seagull.” I was not a “stupid seagull” after all!
-bois