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Wow, is this the Zeke O'Brien? The Diamond 1 Apex Player? The Big balling negro? The Challenger Ryze player?

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I sexually identify as a dictionary. Ever since I was a boy I dreamt of showing people the word-for-word meaning. People saying that a person being a dictionary is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tattoo the words of the English language onto by body, and sandwich me between two pieces of cardboard. From now on I want you guys to call me Oxford Pocket Edition and respect my right to correct you and correct you needlessly. If you can't respect me you're a bibliophobe and need to check your reference text privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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+rep cause I can