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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 10:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:47am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:27am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 8:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 7:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:06am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 12:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 5:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 4:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 2:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:32am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:27pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:39am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 10:01am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 8:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:32am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:25am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:15am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 10:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:27am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:32am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 8:13am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:15am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 12:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 2:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:42pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 2:02pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 10:02am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:30am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 10:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 10:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:55pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 11:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:44pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:55am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:27am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:27am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:37am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 5:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 4:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:11am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:36am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:35am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:33am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 10:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 5:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 11:07am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:45am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:27am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:49am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:51pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 2:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:22am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:49am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:54am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:59am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:49am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:26am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:44am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 2:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 9:50am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:05am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:54am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 5:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:35am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:27am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:47am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 12:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:31am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:44am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:54am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:27am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 2:18pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:20pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:47pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 5:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:21am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:45am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 1:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:59am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 4:58pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:00am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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