dumbass

fist my horse meat

THE COMMENT BELOW IS FALSE HE IS GAY HE IS CURRENTLY NIBBLING MY EAR PLEASE HELP

THE COMMENT BELOW IS FALSE I AM NOT GAY AND I HAVE NEVER NIBBLED A MANS EAR.

After a good wipe in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rust wipes, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then grubbed him w/ a db. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

-john fortnite