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72 of 127 (57%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:52am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:23am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:29am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:37am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:19am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 12:06pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:56am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:21am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:23am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:31am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2017 @ 12:58pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2017 @ 2:53am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Jan 22, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked Feb 7, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:21am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:39am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:16am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:53am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2017 @ 1:08pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 2:09am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 12:17pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked Jan 22, 2017 @ 1:04pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:17am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked Jan 22, 2017 @ 1:16pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 2:07am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Dec 19, 2016 @ 11:19am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 12:35am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked Feb 24, 2017 @ 4:32am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Mar 2, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked Feb 24, 2017 @ 4:41am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked Mar 2, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked Feb 24, 2017 @ 4:20am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 12:42am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 1:46am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 2:12am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Mar 2, 2017 @ 12:08pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 2:17am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked Mar 7, 2017 @ 1:50am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2017 @ 4:37am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 2:12am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 2:08pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 1:00am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 12:38am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Feb 19, 2017 @ 1:32pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked Sep 27, 2017 @ 3:26am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 10:16am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:37am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 10:21am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked Jan 13, 2020 @ 1:05pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 10:35am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 10:58am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:29am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked Sep 27, 2017 @ 1:53am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:49am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2017 @ 10:42am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:56am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 3:57am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 6:29am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:42am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 6:47am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Apr 13, 2017 @ 6:51am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 3:49am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:31am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked May 14, 2017 @ 8:21am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked Mar 8, 2017 @ 12:50am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Apr 23, 2017 @ 3:33am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2017 @ 3:21am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2017 @ 2:08am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked Jan 29, 2017 @ 7:37am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2018 @ 10:41am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.