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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 2:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 10:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 12:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:09am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 2:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 9:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:04am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 2:14am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 1:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:04am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:01am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:18am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:51am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 1:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:10am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 1:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 11:44am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 11:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 6:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:09am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 2:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 3:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 1:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 11:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 2:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 3:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 11:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 4:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 12:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 8:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 5:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:53am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 9:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:30am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 9:29pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 1:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:34am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 4:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:25am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:01pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 5:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:34am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 10:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 12:34pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 12:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 1:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 11:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:57pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 8:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:53am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 12:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 10:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 4:13pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 11:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 8:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 11:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 3:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 8:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 11:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 6:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:24am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:48pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:05am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 4:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 2:16am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 11:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:45am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2022 @ 9:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:32am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:46am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 7:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 11:56am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 5:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 3:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 12:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2023 @ 12:35am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 10:23pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 9:03pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 3:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:30pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 7:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:46am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:46am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 12:15am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 9:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:13pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 1:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 12:29am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 11:52am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 12:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:49am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 5:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:42pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 1:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 6:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 12:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 9:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:05am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:33pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 9:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2022 @ 1:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 11:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:55pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 8:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 11:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:58pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 9:33pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 1:00am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 11:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 10:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 5:48pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 7:08am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 6:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:53am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 4:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:46pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 11:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 4:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 12:39am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 8:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 12:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 10:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 9:57am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 12:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:31am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 12:13am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 10:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 7:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 1:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:22am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:22am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 10:13pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 12:54am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Feb 4 @ 6:56pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 10:28am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 10:50pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:04pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 12:28am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2022 @ 12:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2022 @ 11:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 2:57pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 8:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 12:49am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 1:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 12:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2022 @ 8:02pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 12:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 4:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:47am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 8:42pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2022 @ 12:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:58pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 11:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2022 @ 11:45am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:01am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:27pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:44pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:35pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 11:05am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:27pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:13am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2023 @ 11:03am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2023 @ 11:06pm



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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