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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 9:06am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 9:19am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 9:23am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 10:47am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 11:19am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 11:32am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 11:42am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 11:45am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 9:42am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 10:00am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 10:09am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 10:17am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 10:50am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 10:55am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 4:29am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 7:37am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 8:33am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 8:16am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 8:42am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 11:26am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 11:33am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 9:17am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 9:34am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 11:05am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2023 @ 8:24am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 4:12am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 2:18pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.