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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 10:53am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 11:09am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 11:11am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 11:26am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 1:22pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 1:45pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 1:55pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 1:58pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 2:35pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 11:06am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked Jun 15, 2019 @ 2:38pm



Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.