zane's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:49am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:52am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:10am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:32am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:43am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:51am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:48am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:48am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:18am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:42am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:13am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:53am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:29am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:12am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:22am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:21am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:04am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:29am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:02am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:47am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:50am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:11am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:29am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:35am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 11:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:07am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:17am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:46am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:02am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:54am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:21am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:34am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:27am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:46am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:49am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:39am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:33am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:25am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:38pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:44am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:56am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:09am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:58am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:04am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:40am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:54pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:25am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:03am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:45am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:02am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:56am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 3:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 12:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:23am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:54am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:15am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:35am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:23am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:57am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 8:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Apr 4, 2022 @ 6:19am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 6:55am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 5:48am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2023 @ 1:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Oct 7, 2022 @ 12:46am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 5:44am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2023 @ 1:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:39am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 25, 2023 @ 1:15am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Feb 2 @ 6:44am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 11 @ 12:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:39am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 10:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:42pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:05am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:39am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:01am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:30am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:43am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:07am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:31pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 4:42am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 1:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:48am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 6:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:15am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:16am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:57am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:40am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:24am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:04am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:58am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:42am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:24am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 8:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 9:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 4:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 10:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 6:57am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 1:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:48am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:00pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 10:27am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 12:24am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:21am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 12:15am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 4:08am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 29, 2021 @ 4:54am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 19, 2022 @ 1:42pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:23am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:31am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 1:53am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 8:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 1:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 1:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:23am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:48am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 6:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 12:15am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:01am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 6:56am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:24am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:25am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 6:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 2:52am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 11:11am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:10am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:10am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 2:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:51am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 4:48am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:12am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:12am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:43am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:47am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 9:35am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 12:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 8:25pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:44am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 5:16am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 6:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 8:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:07am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:20am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:20am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:42am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 3:43am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:13am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:13am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 1:41am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 12:21pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 10:44am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 12:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:49am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:38am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 8:59am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 8:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:16am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:31am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 9:13am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 9:00am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:07am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:32am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 9:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:30am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:39am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:33am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:33am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:33am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:40am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:45am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:07am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:27am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 9:54am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jul 19, 2023 @ 12:01am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 8:59am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:48am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 9:59am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 4:33am