Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.
Orange. Because wings need barbeque sauce.
Green. Because vanilla is 15.
Brown. Because lettuce controls the atmosphere.
Blue. Because cherries are telepathic.
Yellow. Because cakes don't have feathers.
Red. Because bananas have teeth.
White. Because chocolate mousse has studded tires.
Black. Because burgers can't perform magic.
Pink. Because asparagus is not the answer to life.
Chartreuse. Because mangos have no souls.
Turquoise. Because pizza can't swim.