Dinosaurs

You remind me of my youth.

Normie.

Lunchables Cola is quite possibly the greatest to have ever existed on planet Earth and quite possibly the entire universe. For those of you filthy plebs who are unaware of this amazing drink, Lunchables Cola was a standard can of cola that was included with a few specific versions of Lunchables. However, what makes Lunchables Cola much better than the rest is its otherworldly powers that just simply cannot be contained with a can of say Coke or Pepsi. Lunchables Cola is known for its incredible healing powers, which have been known to cure cancer, AIDS, and even bring people back from the dead. Yes, it's that powerful. In fact, it's so powerful there have been entire debates over whether or not Lunchables Cola should be sold to the public in fear of people recklessly using it or not using it the way God intended.