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h-hi 👋 im sexually🍆 💦attracted to anime t-shirts.👕.. i find them really hot🔥😍 and sexy 💦and every time i see them 👁️👁️ i get incredibly horny😍. i was in a walmart 🛒🛒a few days ago◀️ and decided i'd get myself a new comfort t-shirt 🆕👕since my last one⏮was crusted and molding in ♥♥♥... 🍆💦👕 but the second i went into the clothing isle 🛒👕and found the anime catagory i was instantly rock 🍆💎hard, i unzipped my pan👇👖 as fast as possible 💨💨 and whipped out my ♥♥♥♥, 🍆💦soon there was a circle ⭕of like 30 people watching 👁️👁️me ♥♥♥♥ an anime t-shirt, 👕🙋‍♀️once i was done ✅✅i fell to the ground exausted 👇💨and with a t-shirt filled with ♥♥♥. 🍆💦👕I was shortly kicked out of said store🏃‍♀️💨 but i got to keep the shirt! 👕✅

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

So yesterday I was having some sexy (sex) time (not too much) with my female (F) wife. Everything was going fine, plec, plec, plec, ploc, ploc, ploc, until I had the urge to set my prostate yogurt free. I took a long breath and let it rip, and in the end of the flow I announced "NOT THE CHICKEN, NOR THE EGG... I CAME FIRST" and slapped my girl's ass. She hasn't spoke to me since the incident and it's been five days. Please send nudes (pictures) to inbox

up 😂☝ on da housetop 🏠 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 clicc 🔥 down 😳👇 thru da chimney 🍑 comes sum bomb 💣 ass 🍑👀 dicc 🍆💦💦 🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Mommy’s or else you’ll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️

While y'all 💨🚬smonking🚬💨 the 😈devil's😈☘ lettuce☘ and celebrating 🚫HITLER'S🚫 🎂🎂🎂birthday 🎂on 👽 4/20 👽I'll be catching up on my ⛪📿BIBLE STUDIES📿⛪ and 💪strengthening💪 my💋 💓relationship💓💋 with the 🛐🌈LORD AND SAVIOR🌈