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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:08am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:28am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:54am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:46am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:41am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:42am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:51am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:13am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:41am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:22am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:22am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:02am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:14am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:50am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:34am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:45am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:43am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:59pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:29am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:54am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:32am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:54am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:58am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:48am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:48pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 6:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:21am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:36am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:32am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 5:31am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:43am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:54am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 5:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:13am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:47am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:39am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 10:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:55am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:48am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:51am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:57am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:19am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:18am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 1:05pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:38am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:04am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:04am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:20am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 1:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:48am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:17am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 6:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:42am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:40am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:52am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:00am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 1:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:41am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 6:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:10am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:09am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:09am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:10am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:11am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 4:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 1:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 8:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 8:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:42am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:42am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 6:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 6:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:20am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 4:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 10:50am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:25pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:27am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:37pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:51am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 4:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 8:00am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 4:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 9:47am



Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.