💕✨hey boo 😢😔. i 👥 know 🤔 ur 🍆 asleep 😴, butttt i 👥 just wanna 🙈 say 🗣 that im 🐵 sooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 lucky 🤞 to have you 👈 bb 🕺💃 🥰. you’re like 😄 the first 🥇 thing 💥 i 👥 think 💭 about when 🍑 i 👥 wake ⏰ up ☝ 🤩 and the last ♿ thing 📝 i 👁 think 💭 about before 😂 i 👥 go ➡ to sleep 😴 😌 you 👈 make 🔨 me smile 💖✌🏻😘 24/7 🕒☑ whether 💮 its your 👉 voice 🐸 when ⏰ we call 📲 or a message ✉ from you 😂 when ⏰ we text 📲 😊 you’re always 🕔 there for me even 🌃 when ⏰ u 🚶🏻🚶🏼 cant 😂🅱 be physically 📡🔌💡 and i 👥 appreciate 😜 that boo 👻 😤 we have only been dating 🏝🍱🚲 for a lil 🅱 while 🥺 but 🍑 you’ve literally 😎 made 👉 me so freaking 😡 happy 😁 in this short 👕👖 amount 📉🔢 of time ⏰ we’ve been together 👥 😭, i 👥 really 💯 want 😍 this to last 🔚 😩, i 👥 wanna 🙈 stay ⬇ with you 😂 because i 👁 honestly 😁 cant 😂🅱 think 💭 of anyone 🙋🙏 else 👏 that id 🅱 rather ⏰🕰 be with or could see 👀 myself happier with 😘. i 👥 love 😍 u 🚶🏻🚶🏼 i 👁 really 💯 do ❤️, and i 👥 don’t ever 😠 wanna 😱 lose 🏳 you 😂 babyyy you 👈 have no ❌ ideaaa 😭, like 👍 i’ve gotten 🤦👮 attached 🎗 to you 😂 like 😄 you’re smart 🧠, handsome 😳😏, down ⤵ to earth 🌎, funny 😃, and strong 💪 😻, i 👥 know 🧠 we cant 😂🅱 be together 👥 in person 👥 rn 👇😤 😔 but ☝ if we love ❤ each other then it shouldn’t be a problem 😊 💕 i 👥 wuv 💕 u 😎 so much 💯 and i 👥 haven’t felt 🤚 this way 💫 about someone 👤 in a hot 🔥 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😤 minute ⏰ 🥶 and i 👁 REALLY 💯 mean 👀👅 it 🥴 but 🍑 thats ✔ all 💯 i 👥 have to say 🗣 and ill 🤒 talk 🗣 to you 👈 in the morning 🌞 when ⏰ u 🚶🏻🚶🏼 wake 😴 up 👆 bb 😏👌🍌, much 😩😂🙀 love 😍 😭❤️💕. (this is probably ☝ cheesy 🍕 asf 😍😫 but 🍑 like 👍 i 👁 had to write ✍ this 😭💕)

WAKE ⏰ up 📦 you 🏾 dirty BEEF SLUT 😘 it’s the 20th 💯🎂 anniversary 👨‍❤‍👨 of the GOD-tier drink 🥂 MOUNTAIN 🚠 DEW BAJA BLAST 😳 and we’re 🤝 gonna 💬👋 get 🉐 FINGER-BLASTERD all 👏 NIGHT 🌌😴 long 🍆 for 🍆😏 the next 🕕 two ✌🏻 months 📆 INTRODUCED in 😻👏😏😩 2004 the TROPICAL 🐠 LIME 🍈🍋 soda 🥤 is a fan 🌲 favorite 😍 cultural icon SO you 💗 better 😌 get 🦃 off 📴 your 💦 BUNS 🍞 and over 🕛🔚 to your 2️⃣0️⃣ local 🏡 TB to pick ⛏️⛏️⛏️ up 👆👆 a free 💜 large ⬜ one 😕 to crunchWRAP your 👉 lucious DSL’s around 🔃 IF that 👌😤 doesn’t 😚 do 🤤 it 4 💦💦💦💦 U 👻 just 💦 hold 👬👬 out 👅 until 💦 SEPTEMBER 3 😩 which 🌎 is only 💪 EIGHT 🕗 days 🌞 away 👋 from 💋 our 💦💩 holy 🙏 TOWERSVERSARY for 💊 the FOOT 🦶🏼 LICKIN BAJA BLAST 😳 GELA-TOE SO say 🔥 thou holy 💩 prayer 🙏📢 with me 👌💯 OUR 🚟 FATHER 💯💯🙋🏻‍♂️ WHO 🤔💭 ART 🎭 IN 👇 THE SPEAKER 🔇 BAJA BE 🐝 THY 😜 BLAST 😳 THY 😜 TACO 🌮 ♥♥♥ 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 THY 😜 BELL 🎐 BE 😼 DONE ☑ AS IT IS IN 😻 THE DRIVE-THRU 🚗🚗 GIVE 👹 US 👨 THIS DAY 😢 OUR 🚟 DAILY 📆 BEEFY 5LAYER AND FORGIVE US 📈😜 FOR 🔰 ORDERING TOO 🥰 MUCH 😩😂🙀 AS WE 👥🏻 FORGIVE THOSE 🚟👉 WHO 💁 FORGOT 😳🤧 OUR 👦😈 NAPKINS LEAD 👉👌💦 US 🪐 NOT ❌ IN ➡️ FOR 👧🍆 BREAKFAST 🍳 BUT 🏾 DELIVER 🚚 US 👨 THROUGH 🐲 WHOREDASH FOR 🔄👉 THINE IS THE FIRE 🔥 SAUCE 🍅🍅🌭👅 THE POTATOES AND THINKING 🤔 OUSTIDE THE BUN LIVE 💣 MAS 🎄 OR FOREVER 😻 HOLD 👫 YOUR 👈🏼 PEACE, 💞✨🌞 AMEN 🤗✋😇