OMG its the goat

they did surgery on a grape

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This is what we've been waiting for, the profile pic reveal is here

+rep signed my petition

Yea kid.

may the grape and all of his loved ones rest easy.

not gonna lie

WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

maybe another live event some time?, haha just kidding, unless?

hnnnnnnghnhnhg fard *pffffft*

shid

Piss and shid???

shut up

shut up

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lemon tarragon

ok theodore is getting the best head and here’s why: Theodore kinda thicc, so you know he’s packing hella shmeat. However, he’s much more shy and innocent than the other chipmunks. Simon and his girl probably do some BDSM ♥♥♥♥, so this head is nothing compared to the rope-filled gimp suit sexual escapades he’s used to. Alvin’s always been the one who overreacts to everything, and always showboats. Brittany’s also kind of a thot, so you know she’s used up. The only reason Alvin’s doing the jordan is because he’s right next to his bros and has to pretend he’s getting the best head. Theodore tho, he’s got everything. He’s probably never gotten his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and his chippette is thicc so she’s got a massive mouth to handle all of his shmeat. She’s gobbling that up like it’s a Christmas ham, and Theodore is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ascending because of it.

(Yeah, aye) It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Aye, yuh) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh huh) The answer is clear.. It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year. (Sprite, let's go)

DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK, PLEASE I BEG YOU

woah