+rep he helped me start a ranch in Venezuela. It was a beautiful ranch we started. It was filled with all kinds of animals! we had cows, pigs, sheep, and even chickens. On that farm we let 16 cowboys stay with us. including matt and i, that made 18. 18 of us cowboys lived and worked on that ranch. we even showered together on the ranch. that's right. 18 of us cowboys were in the showers of our ranch. but of course we can't shower clothed. we were 18 naked cowboys in the showers of our ranch. and the last thing about our ranch? we called it ram. ram ranch. there were 18 of us naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch, and it was beautiful.

In my darkest hour only 1 man was there for me. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When I needed someone to do Prophecy only 1 man was there to conquer the dungeon with me with his amazing total dps. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When I broke both my legs in a tragic bicycle accident only 1 man was there to use his massive muscles and pure strength to carry me where I needed to go. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When my dog was stuck in a tree only 1, roughly 6'7, man was there to get my dog out of the tree and to safety. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

In my darkest days, when all I could see was darkness, only 1 man was there to provide the light to my life. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

ImMatt is the greatest FPS player to ever grace gaming. ImMatt is the most handsome man to ever walk the Earth. ImMatt has the most beautiful voice to ever flow through the ears of all those who have heard him. ImMatt is a blessing to all.

-rep he made me drop from plat to gold :/

FOR PHIL!!!!!

killed me </3 (my duo#bestpersonever)

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

i miss u cutie <3