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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:06am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:23am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:25am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:43am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 12:59pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:05pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:07pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:31pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:42pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:53pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:07pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:39pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:42pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 4:27am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 4:58am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 5:59am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 5:43am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 6:05am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 6:22am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 6:30am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:14am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:24am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:47am

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:11am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:21am

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:32am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 10:59am

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:16am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:21am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:50am

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:57am

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 1:46pm

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:25pm

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:59am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 3:33am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 6:08am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 3:52am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 3:50am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 3:59am

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:17am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:21am

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 10:37am

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:35am

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:59am

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 5:59am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2017 @ 7:06am