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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:24pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2014 @ 8:13am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:43pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:43pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:16pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:46pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2014 @ 7:29am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:22am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:58pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:58pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 6:06pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:40pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 9:26am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:13am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:53pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 6:02pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 4:48pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 4:45am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:06pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:06pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:06pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:59am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 4:41am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:29am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:20pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:56pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:22am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:43pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2014 @ 8:11am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:06pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 11:13am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2014 @ 8:30am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:11am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:31am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 6:10pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:40am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:21am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:45pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:47pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:28pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:58pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:27am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:16am

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked Jul 16, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:47pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:27pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:16am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:16am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2013 @ 8:02am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2014 @ 6:05pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 3:14pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:07am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 4:05pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 10:33am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:06pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2020 @ 10:26am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 7:25am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 7:14pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2020 @ 10:13am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 7:28am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 7:28am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 5:46pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 10:37am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 10:49am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 10:49am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 7:16pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2020 @ 10:29am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:33am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:03am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 9:31am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:36am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 9:35am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 9:35am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:21pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:22am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 10:45am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:14am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:26pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:31pm

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:41am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:44am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 11:55am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:55pm

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 9:49am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:31pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2020 @ 9:31am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 1:14pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:34pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 4:23pm

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 4:23pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 9:15am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:31am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 5:47pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 8:55am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:33am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 8:52am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2020 @ 9:36am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2020 @ 9:33am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:40am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:30am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:29am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2020 @ 10:30am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:38am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2020 @ 11:47am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2020 @ 1:36pm

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2020 @ 12:58pm