(Story of a 12 year old) So i wuz lik ♥♥♥♥♥ ur ma wen i tink "o wit, da nu cal o dudy is owt". so den i go to de store and der r lik so mny ppl der. it wer like cra-z. so den i go to by da gam wit my moms mony an lik da gay guy at the registr wer lik "♥♥♥♥♥, ur to youn fo da gam". so den im lik "naw dawg, im oldr dan u lik i ♥♥♥♥♥ ur mom lik 7 tims". he be lik "wat da hel ur lik 10, i cant sel u da gam" so den i get my mom an she went to ax manegmnt to get me da game. so den i got da game. from den ive ben kilin camprs an ♥♥♥♥♥ noobs moms. den da nex day i wen owt to skool an i wer like "y we go to skool cuz i don wan to" an da techr wuz lik "u ned to go 2 skool 2 be smrt" i was lik "bish im smartr den ur mom cuz i ♥♥♥♥ her in da ass lik 42 tims". den she was lik "wtf u talkn smak imma bout to send u 2 da principls offis". i wer lik "bish do it u wont". but den she did so i was lik wtf u cant do dat evn tho she did. so den i wen to da pricipls offis and he wuz lik "wtf! u tink u can just ♥♥♥ to skool an smak a bish up wit ur langwage!" an i waz lik "ye bish wat u gonna do bout it". an he was lik "imma get u som o dat detentshon" an i was lik "y u no give me suspenshon cuz i got weed rit here" an i showed him my weed but he were lik "nah dawg dat just grass clippings" an i was lik "oh ♥♥♥♥ but wat abot dis cokane" and here wer lik "nah dawg dat just shugr" so i waz lik "oh ♥♥♥ i spent 200 dallas of me mams mony for doz drugz" an he waz lik "ok now ur suspended" and den i got suspendid.