Nightburst's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:23am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:20am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:15am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:24am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:27pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:42pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:25am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:33am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:43pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:46pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 12:43am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:23pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 9:33pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:40am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:35pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:01am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 10:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:33am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:01am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:25am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:31pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:08pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 11:42am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 11:04am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 11:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:42pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 1:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 9:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 11:43am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 5:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:40pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 7:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 12:26am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:40pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 3:29pm