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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 8:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:42am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:43am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 10:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:20am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 10:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 1:57pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:18am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:56am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:24am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 5:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:09am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 4:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:50am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 5:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 5:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:13pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 10:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:05am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:46am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:18am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 10:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 12:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 4:26am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:06am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:01am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:25am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:46am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 4:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:47am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:10am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:51am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 8:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:48am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:27am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 7:39am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:39am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 4:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:33am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:14am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 7:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 3:55pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 6:03am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 7:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 7:55am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:02am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:27am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 7:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 12:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:04am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 9:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 3:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:40am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:28am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 8:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 5:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 10:04am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 1:49pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:32am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:23am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 11:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:22am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 8:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:05am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:47am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:26am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:38am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:52am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 2:58am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 9:02am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 8:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:14am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 4:15am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 5:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:56am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:24am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 11:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:16am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:34am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:19pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 10:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 5:58pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 9:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 8:35am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 9:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:37am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 11:18am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 5:46pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 9:25am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 5:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 5:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:47am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 8:05am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2023 @ 11:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:48am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 6:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:21am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:52am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 9:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 10:16am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 2:58am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:21pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:40am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 5:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 7:07pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2023 @ 3:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:13pm



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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