When life gives you 🍋lemons🍋, don't make 🍋lemonade🍋. Make life take the 🍋lemons🍋 back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn 🍋lemons🍋, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson 🍋lemons🍋! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the 🍋lemons🍋! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a 🔥combustible🔥 🍋lemon🍋 that burns your house down!

Listen🔊😤 here ⬇️🗡, libtard 👨‍❤️‍👨🌈💤⚒.
Listen🔊😤 here ⬇️🗡, libtard 👨‍❤️‍👨🌈💤⚒. I've watched 📺😎 enough Fox News 🐺🗽🗣ℹ️ to know 🤔that them Mexicans 🇲🇽🌮😈 are gonna😓😮 sneak ISIS 😲🕋🐐🔫💣 into ↩️🚨 nascar 🏎⛽️☺️🍔👏.

Listen🔊😤 here ⬇️🗡, libtard 👨‍❤️‍👨🌈💤⚒. I've watched 📺😎 enough Fox News 🐺🗽🗣ℹ️ to know 🤔that them Mexicans 🇲🇽🌮😈 are gonna😓😮 sneak ISIS 😲🕋🐐🔫💣 into ↩️🚨 nascar 🏎⛽️☺️🍔👏.

Im even dumber than I thought. Not only did I respond with "not after my birth", BUT NOW I REMEMBER THAT I DID HAVE AN ABDOMINAL SURGERY. I LEGIT CAN SEE THE SCAR IT LEFT FROM IT BEING STITCHED BACK UP.

During my testicular ultrasound I was asked if I had any surgeries, and I in my infinite wisdom stated "Not after my birth" because I had been in the ICU for like 2 months, and had 7 blood transfusions - But the way I phrased that...I am not a smart man. No matter how medical, women having view of your genitals makes you compltely retarded
Never let me live this down.